THATS FUCKING RIGHT LETS GO HEAT

Thank you. I just got a brand new Word Salad Shooter and I wanted to see how it worked.

it was clear you were a bulls fan from the statement “playing the most efficient ball of his career, save the MVP campaign”

Shorter Sen. Graham, “Donald Trump is insane and ruining my party and this country, and I’d prefer he pick the next Supreme Court nominee than the President.”

Thank you. Fuck this guy.

WASHINGTON – U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina), a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, today made this statement on President Obama’s Supreme Court nomination.

Even he wasn’t this bad.

I can see that. She's an accomplished and also attractive woman. I don't think he can handle that.

I think there is something weird and psychosexual in his inability to take criticism from her. He cannot abide her not liking him - her dissent. At first, it seemed like the usual politician versus pesky reporter war, but it’s not. There’s something about her being female that he cannot stand.

Those education cuts must already been in effect.

Did you major in false equivalencies in college, or is it an inbred trait?

You’re correct, it notes the budget issues Jindal inherited, and then explains how he succeeded in making them worse.