Instead of the shotgun, anyone who enters the raffle will have a chance at winning a genuine Texas made basket of thought and prayers.
Luckily there is a lot of momentum behind this:
I’m sure the confirmation process was torture for her.
“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” - Waterboarded interrogatee No. 17.
Lets live in a world where we can wear clothes that don’t have to fit so tight that the seams of our spanx show. k?
How about universal healthcare? There’s an idea!
Not very mysterious
Headline: Jake Gyllenhaal to play Mysterio
Article: Jake Gyllenhaal in talks to play Mysterio
If there’s no fishbowl on his head then the entire movie will not be worth it.
As the world around us burns like one massive tire fire, please allow me to share one piece of hopeful news: A state senator in California, taking a shit all over Donald Trump’s racist immigration agenda, has drafted a bill that would offer health insurance coverage for all undocumented immigrants in the state.
It’s all about old lady poopy splooge.
He likes meetings because it gives off the impression he is actually doing work when in fact the opposite is the case.
The youth vote has long been a desirable little political prize (which is why Republicans make really embarrassing ads that look like this), but motivating young voters to turn out in the midterms and vote for what is often a menu of bad options can be a challenge. This year, the teens leading the newest wave of gun…
Stephen King’s The Outsider is in many ways a throwback novel, a creature feature that seems ripped from his ’80s heyday, his pulpiest book since perhaps Cell, but a work undeniably founded in today’s fears. Ostensibly centered around a shapeshifting Pennywise-like murderer of children, its darkest threats are less…
And also- everyone has been rejected at some point in their life. Coping with rejection is an essential life skill. It makes me crazy to hear the same conservatives who rail about participation trophies and entitlement turn around and act like it’s understandable to murder someone for saying “no” to you!
Isn’t it fun how rich people don’t commit crimes? They don’t go to jail, they don’t pay fines, they don’t plea guilty, they aren’t handcuffed, they don’t even pay their lawyer’s bills... they don’t go broke when they declare bankruptcy multiple times, and they don’t pay taxes, and they don’t get called thugs when they…
Have you ever seen such perfect O-face!