The other thing is, he’s such a constant liar that his claim that he is a germophobe is perhaps the best evidence we could possibly have that he actually isn’t.

A while back I said that this would all end with the folk tale “So, what do you think the punishment should be for a person like that?” ending, and it’s kind of astonishing to me how close he’s getting to that already.

And how could we tell?

No, that’s genuine.

I think the problem with people like he, and Romney before him, is that they still literally cannot see the staff working these meals.

I mean, that’s literally the reason for the existence of whistleblower laws in the first place!

As long as they’re also in the bus, let’s hope.

“Because apologizing where there is not wrong is selling out your beliefs.”

“It kinda sets a precedent that people have to start apologizing for things that don’t need it.”

People apologize when they feel bad about something they did.  That precedent wasn’t set by this article, for fuck’s sake.  

Oh, okay.

“There’s nothing to hide in this thing,” cry people hiding thing.

What’s the harm in apologizing for something?

And not inside, out back.

“A Maine Maritime alumnus brought his own cannon to the game”

If you have a minute, I have six hundred questions based on this sentence fragment alone. 

Technically we never saw him die!

And The Two Towers was better than Return of the King, but the latter won the Oscar because people wanted to reward the overall achievement.

“I have two jobs: Running Marvel, being a big Marvel fan, and being a Star Wars nerd. Those are my two jobs.”

Definitely doesn’t number “math” among his jobs. 

I can’t wait for the Breitbart/etc. headline: “PARKLAND PARENTS ANTI-ISRAEL”

Although I guess it kind of makes sense that they want to make civilians responsible for their own safety, considering that they’re making it clear they don’t think the police should bear that responsibility.

Don’t forget Pence, who Trump already roped into this by telling everyone to ask him about the conversations yesterday.