Poor guy.

Weeeeak.

You're so weak.

Such a lame response. You got nothin'.

That's your answer? Pretty lame.

Why wouldn't I?

racist sexist troll personified. Loser in life, loser on the internet.

You keep saying that, all the while sounding like a fucking idiot. And yes, Fresh Beets is the shittiest, least funny user-name I've ever seen on this site. And only a psycho goes and stalks a girl by writing "bitch cunt etc" after all her comments.

I made fun of your terrible user-name, which is honestly one of the worst puns I've ever heard.

By the way, I feel like we're done here. I don't care what you say next, and I genuinely don't wish you any ill-will. But I hope you don't go and troll every comment of every person you disagree with because that's super-creepy and wrong. And don't call women bitches and cunts. Just don't.

"behavior, conditions, or attitudes that foster stereotypes of social roles based on sex"

When your response to having your ass handed to you is to call a woman a bitch or a cunt — yep, that's sexist. If you don't think so it's because...well, you're sexist.

When a guy argues with a woman and is losing, and then responds by trolling every comment she ever made by calling her a bitch and a cunt — yeah, that's sexist, you stupid, racist, sexist stalker piece of shit.

Wrong, loser. I would bet everything I own that the people in my life make up a much wider range of races and nationalities than your group of friends —which, let's be honest, consists of a computer screen and some girls who dumped your petty ass, which is why you're so sexist.

Not crying. Laughing at you. you poor lonely racist sexist piece of shit.

Racist sexist pig.

Hilarious statement coming from the sexist pig who trolled me all day yesterday on Kinja. Sorry bud — we don't need lessons on how to treat people from you.

Hitting children is actually a great way for adults to safely vent stress so they don't wind up hitting their...wait.

I'm pretty sure they'll soon know a world that is face-meltingly hot, except when there's random blizzards and tornados, none of which will help them breathe in the dense acrid layer of air-sludge.

#8 is clearly a humble-brag.