Added a video to the post. Enjoy!
Seriously. My bad.
@I_Like_Rabbits: So harsh! Of course I watched the game, but the circus that ensued after the shot was way more entertaining.
My head hurts.
OK, give me a break. I was trying to wrap this up while watching my Giants score a touchdown. Sadly, you guys were not the priority. All is fixed. Picky bastards.
I didn't say ALL soccer. I said MOST soccer.
@What Would Kornheiser Do?: Well, the original point to TracyHamandEggs was that the "nightmare fuel" tag had nothing to do with being gay and everything to do with being stupid.
@Yostal: Kogod's manning the Hugh Johnson phones, so you can send them to him at email@example.com.
It's me! I'm the weekend daddy. Er, mommy.