Warm hot dog water.

Do they have lip stick and little pocketbooks on their fins? 

When I tell people it cost us $25,000 to not save a life, they are like ‘BUT DIDN’T YOU HAVE INSURANCE?!!!’.

And if you do have a chronic illness, an ER is the last place you want to end up because ER docs (very reasonably) can’t deal with you. I have asthma and refuse to go to the ER when my lungs get bad because it will be a waste of time (here’s some albuterol and O2 that you already have, go see your primary soon) and…

Just from existing around enough folks with babies. The shit that my sister’s MIL and the shit my friend’s MIL have pulled. It’s not just a difference in opinion of how to raise a kid, or giving them sweets or spoiling them. It’s doing dangerous life threatening stuff.

Me too! I was great until about two or three years ago. And then I had practically 10 hours of straight turbulence on a flight from Germany last year and that was just the fing nail in it. 

I normally either go for ativan or gin, depending on the flight. My last overnight it did NOTHING though and I was about to tear my hair out. 

I used to be such a good flier. No anxiety. I’d get on, fasten my seat belt and fall asleep. OUT. Like a light.

As my ‘old age’ trots on, me and my wonky slightly spready body parts are on pretty good terms. But there’s always that ugly voice that murmurs under there, and that post is what that voice says. Ogre-y rouge hairs and all. 

Preach.

This is amazing. 

I brought heels for a wedding in December. But then my boyfriend was like ‘you don’t want to wear those, your boots will be fine with your dress, just roll your socks down’

It was worth it to me. I’m sure there are gyns out there who care about the pain of a woman who doesn’t have/doesn’t want children, but I’ve had difficulty finding them. 

A woman. I unfortunately seem to get shoved under the rug a lot at ob/gyn offices because I don’t have/don’t want kids. Everyone else is there for the equivalent of getting a new engine, and I’m hanging around wanting my cabin filter changed and I’m less important. So it’s like ‘well, an IUD hurts less than having a…

I would imagine it would help, aleve is always better for muscle than advil has been for me.

This sounds like a design meant to kill me.

This is the same reason when I passed out from getting my IUD (which I love in any case), I was told ‘well, you can take two advil if it gets REALLY bad’.

Ah the lawless land of AOL chats. The truth’s made up and your age only sort of mattered (even though it really really did). 

High school me is a winner? What?

He also at the same time was fasting from water for long periods of time as well (BECAUSE WTF) and I wouldn’t be surprised if time slowing down also meant ‘I no longer have enough water to run my krebs cycles my brain is mush’.