I've been sitting here hoping it's *just* the angle in which she's sitting, and that when she stands up, all is right in the world.

What?

I loved Weebles!!! They still make em :)

My god, if I sat here and thunk about all the ill-fitting clothing I’ve had the displeasure of seeing my educators try to squeeze into... god help me :/

Dear Christ, those photos are just COMICAL.

Is that Space Invaders???!! YES!

Oh please do not forget that lovely neighbor who, inexplicably but with quartz precision, fires up his chainsaw at exactly 6:58 a.m. every.single.Saturday. morning. from May till October trimming his fucking trees.

At that point, it sounds like they finally figured out that you’re not a dumbass and said “Hey, we’d better stop fucking with her...”

Oh please. Unless there is snow on the ground, I drive in flops.

I think this Caitlyn in particular has probably dealt with 4 lifetimes of bitchiness already... Probably doesn’t even register on the radar. This whole family is constantly in competition with each other... she's used to it.

Terrifyingly, many not by choice :/

This. So much this.

We do it out of necessity because we’re covered in excessive amounts of snow for 6+ months of the year (that’s 75% of the school year, btw) and temperatures are sub-zero for much of that.

A lot of our districts are banning bussing (you must walk/be driven) if you live inside a two mile radius of the location. Budget cuts.

When you put things like this in perspective...

I just flew with my Satanic two year old last month.. yes, she layed on the floor. Damn right.

I thought Shawn Holley had disqualified herself as LiLo’s attorney long ago... Why did I think that? *haze*

The only thing I do hot with bleach is my white towels and washclothes... it’s the only way all my mascara smears come out. And if my toddler shits her clothing.

THANK YOU....