The answer to the Jeopardy clue: “He’s the world’s mostly unlikely YouTube ‘personality’ “

Seriously? the Early Reports were not good.... Check out the Doug DeMuro and Hoovie videos about buying even “hand picked” units. One of them bought an “insiders” car that had 3 drive motors and 5 door handles replaced...

And, how many drive units have you had replaced?

I kinda think it’s funny that Audi and Jag are emulating the “oh, yeah, you can give us a $1000 loan for awhile” model that Tesla made so visible.  But I guess  Audi and Jag can also smirk while doing it that “we don’t actually need the money...”

Yeah, we don’t need “the kind of entitled douchebag who buys a luxury pickup having 450 hp at his disposal”. But, if can ban that, can we please ban “the kind of entitled douchebag who buys a luxury Tesla having 850 hp at his disposal but somehow doesn’t know where his turn signal is?”

Emphatic NP! This is a no-brainer. These cars are going up in value... and there’s no loss-in-value putting a better motor in.

“Hi-Lux, the brand preferred by 4 out of 5 surveyed militant groups.”

You ignore the fact that I’ve actually dug through the actual EIA, EU and CAISO data. And the LADWP Annual Report is a wonder of misdirection. And, there is a ton of greenwashed “references” the Tesla Tribe likes to cite. So, here goes. You seem bright enough, so I’ll assume you can follow the math. The CAISO data is…

“I would divorce you, then fall madly back in love with you, then divorce you. Again. Just for the sheer fun of it.”

Yep, one of those guys that prefers NO “hints of raspberry and licorice” in my so-called beer.

Needs more ‘active voice’.

He’s blinking Morse Code isn’t he?

Hey! No worries! Those smart, rocket-scientist Silicon Valley engineers are working on a fix... cheap, driverless cars that make “taking a ride in a car” basically free. I’m sure that will solve the traffic problem.

for David, though, we need to find a car from Minnesota, so the rocker panels will be rusted out...

is there a “company vision program for optical care”?

OH, I don’t disagree. But, I think the “oh, we’ll get to 5000 a week once we fix this one little glitch in the battery line” narrative is running pretty thin by now.

Fred’s got no background in anything. He lives in his mom’s attic in Montreal, can hardly speak English (some of his posts are hilarious) and is on the Tesla Troll Payroll.

Fred is on the payroll.  Just like you...

Look closer--  “South African Willy Wonka”  And, somebody gave him a $30 billion golden ticket

Normally I don’t even reply to the unheard (for a reason) voices from the Grey’d Out Deadspin Zone. But you are so obviously impaired somebody needs to stage an intervention.