I wonder how that guy in the video’s wife feels about his minuteman road trip. Is she more yellow ribbon or frying pan? And what about his boss?

I had to google Drybar blowout and find it quite attractive for an evening look.

Both are manifestations of schizophrenia and thankfully, even with a legal system allegedly based on Judeo-Christian values, both would result in prison.

Is this an event with an open bar or unlimited tab at a club or something?

This looks pretty good. I’d skip the bread and taters to save my carbs for the vermouth in the many manhattans I would drink.

I just read and watched more closely and, wow. I stand corrected and by my recommendation. That dude should have been shot when he put his rig in R and went in for another ram of the front desk. He quickly gets out with hands up and is no longer a threat. I wonder if the cop had his gun drawn and was about to shoot.

This is the only way to make an 06 Sierra front clip look worse than its Silverado counterpart.

Quit napping at your desk! There was no cop, but this jerk definitely would’ve deserved some lead. It’s a good thing I wasn’t armed when I worked as a valet.

Featuring wheels that are the mark of a d bag.

I think the real answer is AMG wagon, but then the next question is ‘why not CTS-V wagon?’ This article should just have a link to a Southwestern autotrader search for a 6 speed V wagon.

My step dad had a fleet trim Magnum as a co. car; unimpressive in every way. This one though is just so cool even if it’ll rattle and you rip the shifter off every time you take it out of park. I really wish DFC kept these in production as the later models are much nicer. We need more big wagons.

It also depends on who the driver and passengers are. I get consistently waived through checkpoints being white with my girlfriend and Aussie in the backseat of a 12 Escape. Last time the Customs dog went a little crazy when my pup stuck his head out the window.

I was referring to the hipster attitudes of snobbery and early adoption, which were absent from my sincere attraction to a new (to me)band and style of music.

Cop: Do you know how much paperwork I’m going to have to do now!?!

Didn’t Rivers Cuomo play heavy metal before Weezer?

I was a small town 8th grader when I got Ten on cassette. I’d try to get my friends and older cousins to put it in at bon fires. It was quite a departure from the hair metal our school favored. I wasn’t trying to be snobby or an early adopter, but I know now that was the moment I turned. Like a hipster 10 years before …

I loved PJ, liked STP and still use variations of the ‘liked it the first time I heard it’ joke to be snarky.

You dusted off a window to my youth. Core was among my first 5 CDs for a penny from Columbia House.

What’s a nurp...oh I get it.

You’re high and to the right.