Yo, most of us don’t have the capabilities to watch video.

I’m not Mr. Important at all. (I made a request, not a demand.)

Any chance you could write them up for your article?

A brief excerpt from a text exchange with a Republican friend of mine.

But think of the private jets! Won’t anyone think of the private jets?

What happened to Reggie Jackson then?

“Coming in, Kanter seemed like a good candidate for tank commander”

• Enraging a corrupt country. 

It is true that I forgot this last bullet point.

Police received a complaint Nov. 8 from a woman on Woodview Court who said she found feces and tissue outside her home

Just what we need, a rivalry between east coast and west coast crappers

- Electric Poopaloo

You could literally swim from Spain to Morrocco, according to my Morrocan friend.

fuck all that noise. If it didn’t happen on screen after a Lucasfilm bumper and some John Williams music, that. shit. didn’t. happen.

you’re not wrong that the US is usually in the group of death by default but they’ve never actually beaten anyone of note in the world cup since 1950 except, i guess, colombia in 94 and mexico in 2002, so i’m not sure why that’s the case.

i now demand that Gibraltar now take Iran’s place in the world cup... i’m sure the spanish would respond appropriately to that

My knee jerk reaction is to say the host always gets a good draw because they get put in Pot 1. But that’s a really fucking good draw.

Lukewarm take:

Other than Sweden having more blondes, I can’t really tell Germany and Sweden apart if they weren’t wearing their kits.

I really liked the live action Batman Ninja movie. What was it called again?