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And here I sit all excited because I thought she was going to stop making trash music based on the title.  What a let down.

AND stone cold’s music. how apropos

You know what else looks stunning in 8k?  just about anything.

BOOM.  told ya.

I’m calling it. ACL tear.

Your mom.... wait... that doesn’t really fit here.

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!  GOT’EEM

That little fatboy just won me some serious cash.  Offshore betting had him at +1000 not less than 5 days ago.

being ha banned is the worst.

where. the fuck.  is Spunky?

FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

you son of a bitch.... I was supposed to do stuff around the house today.

That’s really gonna stink later.

everything before 2016.... so... everything?

wait wait wait wait......my dog doesn’t always align himself on a north-south axis to poop....

“elixir of immortality”

“The bronze pot was discovered last October by archaeologists working at the tomb of a noble family in the Henan Province of central China.”

Elixir of Immortality.... Didn’t work out too well for them now did it?

I want PUBG that works properly and doesn’t have a million fucking cheaters.  Apparently that is way too much to ask for.

As Matt Foley once said, “Whoops-a-daisy”

“pre-order to get”...   nope. fuck off with that nonsense.

should say, “Twitch re-suspends alleged domestic abuser because they came to their goddamned senses” but of course it doesnt say that. 2019.

Only pervs are into Megadoodoo on double Dee’s