Dr. Sam Hyngus
Oct 3

True. Or the buyer could buy one of these and save the other $3k for Chapstick and Neosporin. 

Sep 16

This past Spring, I was at a Walmart in Carlisle, PA waiting on my partner to return a few items when I noticed a beige, beat-to-shit Honda Element doing no more than 2 MPH down the primary lane of traffic in the parking lot. The man, probably in his 30's, sitting roughly at eyebrow height behind the steering wheel, Read more

Jul 19 2019

Something about the C8 screams 90's GM to me (in the best way possible). Maybe its the impracticality of the button layout? Maybe the seats? Either way, Patrick’s configuration sealed this perception. White exterior with a M A R O O N interior! Fabulous. They should offer it as the “Lumina Package.”

Jul 18 2019

Anecdotally speaking, didn’t they have fairly common problems with transmission failure and tarball development in engines with over 100k miles? It’d make sense that a good number of these were simply thrown away or left to rot behind buy-here-pay-here dealerships. 

Jul 18 2019

Parmesan cheese (sliced or shaved), apple slices, and a baguette. Marone! 

Jun 19 2019

Made this connection a year ago and I’m not even a social editor for a news site.

Jun 18 2019

I’ve been seriously considering a Honda Acty for a while now would strongly prefer it to any other truck you can find for $4-5k. I need something to occasionally haul “things,” but sometimes these occasions call for long distance travel and I can’t imagine doing 100 miles in an Acty.

May 9 2019

Ford E-Series cargo van. It was good enough for the world’s greatest dirtbag...

May 8 2019

Throw an extra 5 hundy at the problem and get yourself a 2nd Gen Prius (2004-2009). They’re reliable, easy to work on, fuel efficient, cheap, and fantastic with snow tires (don’t believe the cowards who say otherwise)! Just do yourself a favor and experience the Zen of being smarter than the assholes driving lifted Read more

Apr 26 2019

I experienced the evil firsthand this past tax eve. I got all the way to the end of my Turbo Tax filing only to find out that, because I wished to deduct my student load interest, I needed to fork over like $40 for the Deluxe version (that hadn’t been a thing in previous years). Naturally, I refused and went to see Read more

Apr 23 2019

I remember my first time falling in live with a car. Savor the monument.

Apr 22 2019

“Look, I’ve had reporters say a lot of things about me. They’ve said I should be choked, that I should deserve a lifetime of harassment, but certainly never had somebody say that I should be decapitated.” Read more