There isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t miss this dude on the ‘hawks. Saad somehow looks like he completely forgot how to play hockey

Anyone else astounded that a fully developed adult thought going to a parking lot circus was a good idea?

I think raw fish is one of those things thats probably worth the extra couple bucks. But, I’m sure theres some hidden gems out there I just wouldn’t stray far from a toilet after eating at a buffet.

It’s my fault for putting him on my fantasy team.

I came here to make a joke but I don’t think I can top “Muppet Alex Jones”

That would mean a forward, right? Most likely a rental? The best option would be Panarin, who meshed well with Kane & Anisimov and would certainly help their scoring depth. I’d be all for it (plus with Campbell still on the Hawks payroll, more Soup & Sandwich webisodes!). I’m not sure it be smart for the Hawks to sell…

They also have $5.2 mil in cap space available.  If the Hawks do find themselves in a position to contend, they will almost certainly fill out the defense with a big name come trade deadline.  But it all comes back to Crawford in the end

The thing with Crawford was that he was having his best year ever last year before he got knocked out. If he plays like that, then sure, the Hawks can sneak into the playoffs and then all bets are off. But if he plays like he did up until last season (solid, but not elite), then they still miss the playoffs...

Chara’s Instagram is the most wholesome content available on any platform, anywhere.

“down with a concussion”...fixed

Phil Kessel—well, he actually doesn’t seem to love hot dogs as much as previously thought—but entering his 30s he looks better than ever.

Completely overlooked the fact that the Blackhawks were without Corey Crawford for the majority of last season. He was having another well great year before going down with a concussion. If he comes back healthy in a few weeks, as predicted, then this is a playoff team. If not, then we’re looking at a team that’ll be…

Zdeno Chara is a hideous ogre, yet kind to pigeons, small children, and pretty much every human being who has ever met him. (Off the ice of course)

Do you know what’s worse than being invited to a destination wedding? Being asked to stand up in a destination wedding. My wife was asked to stand up in one that’s in Italy next year.

I don’t even want to look at his old tweets

Sure, but does he have poise?

Patrick Mahomes is an absolute joy to watch.

Chris needs a snickers. #GreatGooglyMoogly

The change in crowd reactions when the left handed pass happens just adds to how special that moment was.

Watching Mahomes running the Andy Reid offense makes you realize how much Alex Smith handicapped the Chiefs with his limitations. (It’s a similar sensation to seeing Jared Goff and Case Keenum suddenly flourish once they escaped from under Jeff Fisher...)