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Sam Eifling
sameifling
Deadspin contributor
Sep 29 2016
252

Are you really gonna do this for every Cardinals win this season? Really?

May 15 2016
40

It is weird when you consider that the Raptors, who would have been maybe the fourth best team in the Western conference, and who had never won a 7-game playoff series, are playing in the conference finals, while the Spurs, who completed something like the 5th best regular season in NBA history, and who are MUCH, Read more

May 14 2016
42

Call me crazy, but I was just saying the other day that I’d vote for Cuban.

May 14 2016
30

Greatest Kinja ever.

May 14 2016
112

Kill it. Kill it with fire. Burn FIFA to the ground, bury the ashes, and salt the earth over the ashes. Cover that earth with a thousand feet of concrete. Read more

May 14 2016
124

FIFA vs. IOC naked mud wrestling match: The mud would get up and walk out of the ring.

May 10 2016
342

Kid: Holy shit, that ball boy might have just saved my life! Read more

May 9 2016
112

Guys, stop flagging Samer’s comments. I’m not going to ban him.

May 8 2016
140

I could say something political, I could make a joke, but really I’m just fucking tired of people killing one another for any reason.

May 8 2016
83

This is very sad.

May 8 2016
78

Gronk could have spent all Raiders defensive series in the Black Hole, eventually becoming their leader. Read more

May 8 2016
44

I studied gronk at arizona for a draft publication i was working for at the time and seeing he was a generational tight end prospect, ie winslow, davis, was easy. It was his back, and backs scare people more than knees.

May 8 2016
247

I just wanna see the scouting notes on JaMarcus Russell. REAL BAD, SLOW DELIVERY, CONDITIONING A CONCERN, BUT CAN THROW TO THE MOON. LET’S GIVE HIM SEVERAL MILLION DOLLARS

May 7 2016
16

The White Stripes - Death Letter - Glastonbury 2005

I am somewhere in this crowd.

May 7 2016
104

He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then taken to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to “alive.”

May 7 2016
11

Note: The first version of this story we published said Bryant had died, per multiple reports, including one from al.com. (Which, given Bill Clark’s past-tense statement, seemed plausible.) But the latest info that Jim Coleman, a Palm Beach Post editor, is tweeting, as of 4:17 p.m. Saturday, is that “Detective Rob Read more

May 7 2016
1

I thought you said he was dead?

May 7 2016
47

Wow, no one has had a life that easy since Catherine the Great.