May 29 201635/29/16 Deadspin Up All Night: White Water Black GirlSam Eifling13Thank you for your continued weekend support of Deadspin. Bring on the lazy Monday.
May 29 2016575/29/16The Cardinals Lost Their 25th GameSam Eifling47Stephen Strasburg gave up a single run over his six innings, and the Washington Nationals knocked around the St.…
May 29 2016115/29/16Let's Appreciate The Cruel Efficiency Of Klay Thompson's Game 6 Three-Point OrgySam Eifling45Presumably a couple of goatherds in the Eurasian Steppe and perhaps deep-water oil platform welders in the North Sea…
MLB5/28/16May 28 201622MLB5/28/16MLBThe Royals, Dead, Buried, Semi-Decomposed, Came Back To Beat The White SoxSam Eifling52Not often you see a dude round first and get mobbed under a pig-pile of teammates in the Majors, even when that’s a…
May 28 201665/28/16 Deadspin Up All Night: Disparate YouthSam Eifling36Thanks as ever for your continued (long) weekend support of Deadspin. If we go, we go together.
May 28 201685/28/16The Pelicans' Bryce Dejean-Jones Has Been Shot To Death In Texas (UPDATE)Sam Eifling163Bryce Dejean-Jones, a 23-year-old shooting guard for the New Orleans Pelicans, is dead in Dallas County, Texas,…
May 22 2016105/22/16 Deadspin Up All Night: You Don't KnowSam Eifling18Thank you for your continued weekend support of Deadspin. Hope you’ve got rad plans for the holiday onrushing.
May 22 2016145/22/16UNC Lacrosse Team Dedicates Huge Win To Coach's Late Toddler Son, Waterworks EnsueSam Eifling16Joe Breschi was the head coach of Ohio State’s lacrosse team in 2004, when his 3-year-old, Michael, was fatally…
MLB5/22/16May 22 20167MLB5/22/16MLBThe Padres Made Another Highlight With A Walk-Off Walk Against The DodgersSam Eifling22If you’re a Padres fan, these are the moments you live for: Self-immolation by a Dodgers pitcher that leads to a…
May 21 201665/21/16Exaggerator Rules The Slop, Takes Preakness Over Rival NyquistSam Eifling20Exaggerator this afternoon became the first Kentucky Derby runner-up since 1993 to win the Preakness, angled out…
May 21 201675/21/16 Deadspin Up All Night: We're All Gonna Fucking DieSam Eifling32Thank you for your continued weekend support of Deadspin. Pour one out tonight for yourself, whom you’ll miss dearly…
Weird Animal Shit5/21/16May 21 20167Weird Animal Shit5/21/16Weird Animal ShitThe First 4 Races At Pimlico Killed 2 Horses TodaySam Eifling81This fine animal, name of Homeboykris, won the first race at Pimlico today, hit the winner’s circle, and then…
Soccer5/21/16May 21 20168Soccer5/21/16SoccerSupporters Clashed In The Streets Before The Red Bulls-New York City FC MatchSam Eifling71This blurry, cargo-shorted gentleman striking a come at me, bro pose amid a crowd of soccer fans and police outside…
Soccer5/21/16May 21 20168Soccer5/21/16SoccerManchester United Win The FA Cup, Once Again Dashing Crystal Palace's DreamsSam Eifling25There was a full two minutes back there—three, practically—when Crystal Palace looked as if it might pull off the…
May 15 201675/15/16 Deadspin Up All Night: A Little Bit MoreSam Eifling10Thank you for your continued weekend support of Deadspin. There ain’t no easy way to get out of here.
May 15 201695/15/16Toronto Raptors Do Two Nations A Big Favor, End Series With HeatSam Eifling53The janitor finally poured sawdust on the ugliest series in the NBA playoffs Sunday, as Toronto won the biggest game…
May 15 2016345/15/16Russell Wilson's Charming UW Commencement Address Was The Anti-Michael Jordan Hall Of Fame SpeechSam Eifling71Look how chill that dude is right there. Twenty-seven years old, a Super Bowl winner, wearing a hoodie to a…
NBA5/15/16May 15 20165NBA5/15/16NBASeries Of Modest Coincidences Proves Raptors Will Definitely Beat MiamiSam Eifling31Who ya got in Game 7 today? If you don’t live in Miami or Toronto, the answer seems utterly moot: The amply rested…
May 14 201675/14/16 Deadspin Up All Night: Here Comes The Night TimeSam Eifling31Thank you for your continued weekend support of Deadspin. Here’s hoping your night time is worth waking up for.
Politics5/14/16May 14 20168Politics5/14/16PoliticsAnti-Trump Republicans Asked Mark Cuban, Bizarro-World Trump, To Run Against HimSam Eifling76Fearful that a self-promoting TV star billionaire without an iota of political experience could become president,…