From Chappelle’s block party; Get By — Talib Kweli

Somehow, 4% of people manage to have no opinion.

It’s fair to say that so far the only entertainment they’ve been able to get for Trump’s inauguration is a cross burning.

The True Wheel - Eno

Hello! It’s me, Steve Harvey. I do government now. Will this bode well for our country?

I never thought i’d be team Alec Baldwin, but this is the world we now live in I guess.

True Culture — Rude Boys Come To Play

Something about Steve Harvey starring together with Ben in a new sitcom that’ll be directed by Donald Trump and produced by White America.

lol

The man likesa da pee.

HAHAHAHAHAH. Fuck off to a location where you’ll pay rent and play barely 8th fiddle in a market that absolutely does not give a shit about your mediocre franchise. You thought you had it bad in San Diego? You’ll again be the away team in a stadium that won’t even be yours(!), and you won’t even have the small number…

You know what... move all 32 teams to LA. I don’t care. Just let the players smoke weed and wear fun cleats and celebrate touchdowns.

I’m taking it with a grain of salt

It’s ferry impressive.

This should really set the standard for any more boat takes this season. Any article should contain a minimum of five puns about boats, sailing, etc.

Just when I thought that Martin Shkreli has united every possible group in their hatred of him.

I see Suh rubbing his hands on the sidelines setting up a kill.

If NFL added the auto-eject that NCAA has, seems like a lot of this would go away. The penalties are so small for these hits.

Trump doesn’t even want this job at all! The only reason he ran was because his factory in China made to many red hats.

There are many reasons to not present much of the evidence. Much of it can be surmised by what level of confidence each agency gave it. NSA can only give moderate confidence because of the way NSA gathers its evidence. The FBI and CIA almost certainly have human assets at high reaches of the government and their lives…