Biggie Smalls — Spit Your Game

Republicans think Trump should be president and it’s marijuana that’s dangerous. Hilarious.

Exactly. And those backup dancers deserve a lot of props for their performance of having to act like nothing was wrong. Imagine the whole fiasco without them...

Um...So like, scale from 1 to 10, how drunk do you think Mariah Carey was?

Next, Paladino says: “I am the victim of anti-white racism”

Why do teens love vaping? It turns them into their favorite childhood character.

I’m all for anything that helps someone quit smoking, but I don’t understand these kids who are like “let’s go out and get addicted to a nicotine stick, that sounds fun”

Teens nowadays are more of a Vaped and Confused:

When asked to remember the happiest Saban had been with his offense and play calls, Kiffin quipped, “I don’t recall a happy moment. I just recall the ass chewings. I won’t take that part of the process with me, though.”

One of the few things Daniel Tosh has done that is actually funny is relevant here:

“My bus is leaving,” he said in January. “That’s not good. . . . They’re leaving right now. . . . Crap.

“I used to say there’s a constantly daily battle between who can take more of my money between Layla and Obama.”

Two pennies for your thoughts to be kept to yourself.

There are now 9 times as many smart phones in the world than there are smart people. Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.

“one more punt” before we go

“Presidential” communication at its worst:

We could tell Liam Neeson that 2016 took his daughter.

Whatta day for the dude who put Carr and Mariota in FF today.

I’ll cut Mixon some slack if he punches Grayson Allen in the face....5 times.