THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I’VE LEARNED ALL DAY

TED ALLEN

...but what about Johnny Iuzzini

Yes I will. Watch me.

Will there be a special vote on diffusers? I know it’s a speciality item, but I’m interested how these three work with diffusers/if they have interchangeable heads, and how they stand up to diffuser specific blow dryers.

Will there be a special vote on diffusers? I know it’s a speciality item, but I’m interested how these three work…

Thank you! I’d like to hope that eventually he’ll come around.

I didn’t assume that you meant that only cynical assholes survive in the job, I only am questioning my ability to read a child and to understand their situation given the the work load that I know case workers have. Part of me has always thought that I would thrive and be able to do go work under those circumstances,…

See I really struggle with this stance. In my perfect world I would be dating a very vocal populist.

This at once both makes me feel glad that I decided against becoming a social worker and sad that I chose to not become a social worker.

No, I spend all of my time on Jezebel and have yet to understand.

What?!? Goddamnit. This is awful.

This is wonderful, thank you for sharing.

It’s a struggle. Part of me loves how deep and comprehensive his knowledge of history (particularly American) is and the other part of me is deeply saddened by how he interprets that information. We fundamentally disagree on a lot of things and I’m fairly certain it will eventually be our downfall.

I’m going to send this to the BF, who either keeps telling me he’s going to vote for Jeb because he hates me, or because he likes to hear me yell.

Instead of assuming you meant pubes, I will assume you can only braid while drunk.

My mom couldn’t braid to save her life. I would BEG her to braid my hair.

Me too! And I can do even crazier shit on people that aren’t me!

I’ve always wanted to be a high level magician! SUCCESS.

We have one of these at the Morgan L stop. Everything inside is $10.

This needs more stars. Why doesn’t Jezebel shame those who abuse eyebrow pencils more often?