Where is Keith Richard?

The Etsy hobo bindle is maximum Etsy. I wonder if her stroller is a shopping cart?

Some people are like “I have an opinion on this thing though it’s none of my business.” Also, you could substitute those quotes into a debate about the Confederate flag with no problem.

No.

The seventies are over. You can do the hustle back to your shoe closet of shame.

I love Martha but I’m not feeling her gigantic ugly truck.

Hold a light bulb over your head and tell your friend you have an idea. Tell them it came out of your ass.

Vans made a version of these in the early 90’s that were my favorite shoe ever and if I knew they were going to stop I’d have stocked up. They were like low-top Vans with a round toe that looked like Chucks but everything was better. I dn’t know if there was a high-top.

Are you Donald Trump? I admire your work in comedy.

That’s his name on dlisted. lol

Perfect! I’m literally and figurately laughing.

My cat is Scottish. LOL I think that the tone there is very accurate.

Ginger Hobbit, please.

Tori Spelling should play Tori Spelling.

yeah she sounds scary

I’m really sensitive to manipulation and I don’t want them to explain. I do not ask. Even if they do it in messenger. There was this woman on my twitter who would write things that seemed like personal messages. “I still think about our times together” or “You didn’t have to leave me like that” and she had like 9,000…

WEEL I GUESS YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED!

If you’re saying you do see liberals as subhuman, you might be a fascist? If you’re using the methods of the Nazis you might be an Israeli.

It’s not that I wouldn’t drink it but I can’t see a fountain as the optimum way to serve a margarita. The whole fountain thing seems unsanitary in the first place, but also a margarita needs a certain slushiness that I think would be hard to get in a fountain. Also, putting things in fountains seems corny, like you’re…

You outed yourself as a jerk. You got someone fired because no one trained them to do the job. You walked in there like a smug asshole and now you’re trying to still make it their fault.