Except you have no idea who or what I am. I guess liberal is another way to say “subhuman” for you.

Kelly Ripa here: an actual star

Like when they allow the Hamas animals to fire thousands of rockets

They say “How can you love anyone else if you don’t love yourself,” and Taylor Swift is so in love with herself that she probably has the most capacity to love others, especially those who allow themselves to be lifestyle accessories. He’s her new Miss Buttons or whatever she calls that cat.

I think it depends. There is a tradition in country music of wearing these outfits and that’s okay, but they should only do it if they have the style to pull it off. Dwight Yoakam should wear a cowboy hat but Garth Brooks should not. One looks like he stepped out of a 1960’s fashion shoot and the other looks like some…

Because his last line of defense is the people that will want to find a way to blame the woman no matter what. As we come to accept more of the story it switches from, “She’s lying” to “He paid her and she broke the agreement!”

People took quaaludes to party but that’s really beside the point. It was a more restrictive time in those days believe it or not and people were suffering more from 50’s morality hangovers, and I do think that is reflected in the types of drugs that were popular. However, that is a different thing than using them to…

I agree. It would probably be more fun with half the horsepower. But if you were planning on going “Vanishing Point” I guess this is the one.

Refrigerating tomatoes ruins them.

Eggs cook so much better when they are left out. Much fluffier. The problem with eggs is that it’s a very cruel industry even if they are allegedly organic, cage free, etc.

I have made burritos using a can of black beans and a package of tortillas that had been sampled by a cat. I cut the cat spit part off and cooked them over the open flame.

I hear you. There is a real divide. I know there are kids in my town who don’t have the ability to get food for themselves and go hungry. Some people can’t imagine or believe that there are people who go hungry in this country, and we’re supposed to be ashamed that we’re ten cents short on a 99 cent menu item. We are…

It was the guy that got down on the road that was asking for it, but I guess he didn’t anticipate how the car was going to wind up facing the right direction again.

It’s not about the Queen being seven years old. It’s about her family. I have not seen anyone call the Queen a Nazi or say that she was supporting Hitler at age seven, but the rush to talk about how irrelevant this is makes me think it’s actually quite relevant. Members of her family had close ties to the Nazis and…

I was going to write the same. A few times when I had no food in the house and didn’t want to walk to buy something I have ordered pizza, and I always tipped well, so they didn’t seem to mind. I do think I’d have walked the three blocks though unless it was such a storm I couldn’t do that, and if it was that bad I…

No disrespect, but when you anticipate things like that those people are already in your head. I don’t do your job, though, so maybe it’s impossible not to feel that way. I am somewhat sensitive to things like that and it didn’t occur to me.

I immediately thought “I’m a lover, not a fighter,” but maybe that would have just encouraged the guy to get more raunchy.

You got to witness someone being fired...

Edgar, I believe the man in the bathroom ceiling was masturbating while watching guys at the urinal.