Very useful—especially if you have to go up against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!
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Shit like that is why I got rid of FB. I’m on a sanity watchers plan, and I only have so many points per day!
I’d love to see a historical rom-com movie about the black debutante balls. The final scene can be our two heroes dancing away together on the music.
Some upper-class, beautifully dressed Black people in the 1940s, and their family intrigue.
Oddly, I haven’t had to shave my legs in about 7 or 8 years. I’m not complaining. Actually, I’m BRAGGING!
She looks calm and happy and that room looks simultaneously bright and cozy. Plus now I want to do yoga.
The former. Look, if you’re super fair, sometimes the parasol is necessary even when you’re wearing high SPF sunscreen. We had to buy my 6'4 tall and stocky brother one when we were on a family vacation several years ago because his pasty skin just cannot be exposed to the sun for hours at a time during midday without…
I have polycystic ovary syndrome, and during my first week at my first Post College Adult Job my uterus decided that a dramatic entrance was necessary. There I am, sitting in a meeting trying not to let the sheer amount of pain show on my face because of the cramping, when something starts to feel...off. I excused…
I had hookworms as a kid. Tiny, white, wiggly worms that live in your butthole. I saw one sticking out of my poop one day and told my mom, who thought I was just being paranoid and told me to ignore it. Flash forward a few weeks later and it feels like my ass is full of broken glass. I go to take a dump, thinking it…
I carry a sun umbrella. And usually wear a hat and shades. Not sorry, no shame. Sunscreen makes my face break out and the here UV in Australia is crazy pants. The glare alone gives me migraines...
While breastfeeding I thought I had an infection because one milk duct was hard and hot, but it turned out skin had grown over the opening of my nipple. So I stabbed myself in the nipple with a needle and breast milk shot all over the bathroom like an out of control sprinkler.
Your succinct answers limit the opportunity for extreme overreactions to minor differences in opinion. I hate this.
Colonialism: conquering the majority of the planet for spices, then creating the blandest food on the planet.
“...but once 11 AM hits, baby, I’m on that Grey Goose like a hamster on a cage-mounted water bottle.”
“I do not drink vodka before 11 a.m.”
Good on her! Harmless, eccentric people make the world a better place. More lively, more interesting, more spiritually challenging. Good for you, Green Lady!
has violated a condition of his release by failing to comply with his curfew, traveling outside the parameters of his curfew at least eight times
Huh. I read it completely differently. I read it as don’t let someone bully you into doing something you aren’t sure about. If you want to say no to the D, then for gosh sakes, say no.
I’m not bringing anyone out of the greys to comment on the snark but I have to say I don’t see this as being about victimhood. I am not a survivor but every time someone comes out and says “me too,” I am fucking proud of them for making the issue of sexual abuse real, visible, and personal. The majority of people in…