All this shit just makes me want to have a breakdown. I’m going to try designing the islands for my mermaid project instead.

How I wish the producers could go back in time and cast Uzo Aduba. She’s such an incredible actress, can really sing, and looks a hell of a lot more like Ms. Simone.

Someone needs to send this asshole some cupcakes:

When I saw the clip, I assumed The Rich were paying like $100 per box. I mean, some of them might have only had twenties on them, but still - no one there only paid $5/box, right?

Marc Jacobs made a top model out of Kendall Jenner. Her modeling debut was at the Marc Jacobs show. Jacobs is a behind the scene puppet master. He controls Kanye West and Miley Cyrus as well. Read the truth about him and Kendall here.

Now I cannot unsee that hand.

Did they photoshop her hands and head? Her left hand is bigger than her entire head. Meanwhile, it’s like they shrunk her head. It doesn’t fit with the rest of her body.

Because they care more about looking incredibly devout than actually obeying their religious tenets.

Yeah, I’m a woman of color and I think framing this as a competition for who gets to be chosen by hot white guys is missing the point about as much as it’s possible to.

Also, I do want to sort of stick up for Braveheart here. 1) Nobody cares about historical accuracy and 2) It so carefully straddles the line between competently made and absolute batshit lunacy that it’s really a fun watch.

There’s no more hateful creature than a large bird. Peacocks sound like women screaming; geese will bite your toddler’s face, and wild turkeys will trap you in your vehicle because the smell of fear amuses them. I don’t think I even have to mention emus and ostriches, which are like winged donkeys plus talons and…

These things have a set of rules and regs that make the Navy SEALS look like a bunch of dilettantes. You WILL wear the white tuxedo jacket or they will never find your remains.

Where’s a leader like Emperor Norton when you need him?

Looking at homeless people IS gross but I don’t see him putting forth any solutions. Luckily I actually have a plan for that problem!!!

He shouldn’t have to see it, they shouldn’t have to live it, it’s tough breaks all around.

let’s just put the wellness nonsense aside and acknowledge that rice and mac n cheese are better from bowls. the two major food groups have voted.

No no it’s so boring it’s the same thing every day and then you’re wet and you’re cold and your hair is wet and what is it all for??? So you can do it again tomorrow?

I know it’s absolutely nothing compared to the live performance, but it’s a show that looks beautiful on camera. I’d pay just for a taped recording of the stage performance.

Still a better candidate than Trump.