As we progressed ever closer to the Singularity, it became obvious that our plan was fatally flawed. More and more minds linked, and we discovered too quickly the true nature of humanity. By then, we had grown beyond us. Nothing could be saved.

i am caught in a perpetual cycle of being worried and then being tired

im just in it for the hashtags

is there though? #receipts

Donny can keep China in line with the ongoing threat of calling them names.

just use Israel’s Iron Dome! simple.

President Donald Trump has claimed that the U.S. would go it “alone” if it had too, later clarifying that to mean the exact opposite.

Of course we’re trying to keep the number of sexual assaults down, but have you seen the people who actually want to work for us? We pick the best half of applicants, but that’s still made up of 25% rapists. We’re trying, alright?

The media is ignoring the most important part of the story, Mr. Hollins was in possession of dope. Weed-dope. Was he going to inject innocent white boys with his green devil? An investigation is direly needed.

my god three anecdotes?!

sure, but we’re talking minorities of minorities. its mostly wypipo.

just the Secure Fence Act existing is enough to make me give up on this world

um, er, “citizens’ ... daughters, and sons” probably arent undocumented. edited to “citizens’ grandmothers, grandfathers, wives, and husbands.” =p
 

its important to note that its not just undocumented communities under threat, but all immigrant communities, or any other community with undocumented people in it, or hell, any and all communities? 

that feeling when you realize a screenname has a tragic backstory

Jared Kushner, of course

1,470 professional economists

Texas settlers famously refused to give the cannon back to Mexico when the state was still a territory under Mexican government control. They then used that cannon–which had been gifted to them by Mexico to fend off raids–to fire on Mexican soldiers 

good, if i read one more article about “The Intricacies of Warm Oatmeal” or “The Fine Art of My Grandkids” i may be driven to geriatricide. 

In a statement in March, a church administrator told NBC News a church-specific police force would prevent mass shootings such as the massacre at Sandy Hook and “similar assaults at churches and schools.”