Finding overly complicated and intricate ways to smoke weed is a 100% college thing to do.

You do whatever you have to do to stay out of Cleveland.

Forget *a* bank, most banks still have mainframes that run COBOL-based programming at some level of their critical systems.

i had been hearing about this laptop for years, and it’s so awesome that jalopnik did a small piece on it. it’s arcane stuff life this which keeps real gearheads thrilled.. wish there were more pics of the rebuilt MSO car or more details.. but great job. anything with mclaren f1 in it is like elvis covers for the…

I bet this guy is awesome at counterstrike.

You honestly believe members of the auto industry haven’t driven a Model S? http://jalopnik.com/why-would-ford…

The S is pretty good but the magic disappears a bit if you’ve driven other EVs before. Tesla’s damn lucky Toyota is wasting time with fuel cells.

Old Man Lambo Taser For President.

and doesn’t even check on the other driver. Fuck this guy.

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

I'm thinking gate security looks a little different tonight.

Is it wrong that I care only about the F/A-18?

19 year old me approves of this image.

Look at all the people who aren’t from Chicago giving their enlightened opinions.

“...one of Chicago’s best neighborhoods...”? I would put money on most Chicagoans disagreeing that Streeterville is one of our best neighborhoods.

Editor status at any Gawker, inc subsidiary now comes with a $422,909 “contribution” required. And a job length expectation of 1.5 months.

Leave my ex out of this.

No need to visit *those* establishments.

... and I don’t care if my girlfriend doesn’t like it.

Son: Do Not Lift.