It’s dynamic as fuck, bro

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

1996?

As the wife of a husband who refuses to accept the wonderment of top sheets, we compromise with a duvet cover that gets washed weekly.

Since medieval times, the comforter has been covered by a duvet, which you remove and wash at the same time as you remove and wash the fitted bottom sheet. What are we, cavemen?????

I spray my comforter down with Lysol

In their defense, developing for Mac is like developing for Windows Phone. The market share is small and a ROI is less likely.

Yeah, the dude’s a business man who’s really good at sports, as well. This infuriates your average Deadspin reader, apparently.

Let’s play another game of “spot the Patriots fan.” Aren’t you going to whine about how the media is ignoring the HGH thing while last year Deflategate led every story leading up to the Super Bowl?

Meilink 36x26x31 TL30 here. A local jeweler was going out of business and was asking $500 if buyer took care of removal. 1450 Lbs of peace of mind for all of my important documents, firearms, and a small cash stash.

CHAPPY NOOOOOOOOOOO

Pass me my cluching pearls, dear, I'm afraid I feel a case of the vapors coming soon.

Stop using “scary” to describe guns and educate yourself.

Point to me the part of the gun that is specifically scary.

yep. I’m a gun owner and a supporter of RKBA, and as far as I’m concerned that inbred hick should now be a prohibited person.

This is pretty standard. It’s to ensure the kid doesn’t just just laze around for the rest of their life. Waiting till 25 makes it more likely they’ll finish college and maybe get a job or find something to do with their life other than live off their father’s money.

This. And also, not wanting to “fail”. I stayed in my first major relationship for 3 years longer than I should have because I was an overachiever and thought I’d be a failure if I didn’t keep trying. Then one day, lightbulb moment when I realized that I didn’t even like to spend time with the dude. I’m glad you found…

Yeah. It took me 18 years to finally understand that. I took my wedding vows seriously and I really tried to do everything I could to make it work but there is no fixing some people.

Seems to me I also need a job that will allow me the luxury of spending 30 minutes to get my coffee. Blogger live in such tiny little worlds. It must be wonderful.

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