No helmet, tank, shorts, portrait mode. God damn. We got a winner

Baby shit’s generally a little darker. And more bitter. Being a parent is horrible sometimes.

Yeah, had a similar experience on a very under chaperoned school trip in high school (The place we stayed at - a courtyard with hot tub and outdoor bar, a pool off in a remote section of the property, dark boat docks - you know, a wholesome family environment where there weren’t creepy men on the prowl). He kept…

If I ever have kids, I’m not going to allow them to watch anything Disney. It’s Game of Thrones for them. Valar Morghulis, ya little monsters.

mic drop impale

I dont know what the fuck any of that means.

Dunkaroos were almost the greatest thing ever, second only to these guys:

I can’t play any of these because Jet Moto 2: Championship Edition was simply too good.

I’ve never heard of that game before. It’s like Jet Moto. That’s awesome!

My 5TB hard drive was something like $120 near Thanksgiving/Christmas. I completely agree that, if I were in the market, I’d get the $300 version and buy my own external hard drive.

Mrs. Trump, any words?

“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.

And yet simultaneously more heart-wrenching than other comedies

Futurama may not make me laugh as hard as other comedies,

I keep re-watching all the esp’s, but i have trouble with the last one. its just so bittersweet. It was really a show that went out on a high.

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!