Also applicable to Roger Ailes

“24? Too old.”

this fool is the definition of some fucker stumbling into a little bit of money who now thinks he is a god. I hate him almost as much as I hate kayne west

That thing is Hid.e.ous. And not in a good way.

Oh lovely. It’s being used as a limo.

(cough) curtschilling (cough)

Ah, so you didn’t see the 3:07 mark where he GOT OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND CLUBBED A ROOKERY OF SEAL PUPS!!!??!

Could calculate by knowing distance between 2 objects, say 2 telephone poles at side of road, and time it takes to cover those points. Bam, there’s your speed.

I am so glad lambo is finally going back to the “fuck it, we’re lambo” school of styling their cars. This looks like it could face-fuck a category 5 kaiju right back into the rift.

I HAVE SOMETHING, JASON! PICK ME, PICK ME!!!!

Jason/Jalopnik, have you ever interviewed a car-caster? I’d love to bend their ear on how vehicles are chosen, the various challenges, etc.

1 bourbon, 1 scotch, and 2 beers

So you’re telling me Krispy Kreme doesn’t use crystal meth in its icing?

Funny, I didn’t see any tarps covering seats at Le Mans. Or at any WEC races for that matter. Or at the Nürburgring Truck Race. F1 needs to be stripped down to its absolute core, less rules to make it more “interesting” and then let the teams get on with building a car that simply goes faster than the next. That’s…

It wasn’t due to any shortcoming of the Ford Explorer. It was the fact that the name Explorer brought ambulance-chasers out of every dark crevice. U-Haul will happily rent you a trailer if your vehicle is a Mazda Navajo, Mercury Mountaineer, or Lincoln Aviator. In case you’re not familiar with those vehicles, all…

The even bigger twist was that Lincoln Aviators and Mercury Mountaineers were perfectly A-OK!

Best thread ever.

There is a GMC dealer here in Misery that was the conversion van capital of the world for a number of years. All the finest vans and SUVs stapled and hot glued together in Elkhart (all these companies are in Elkhart...).