I'm going and buying an old beater tonight!

I have one in my Monte Carlo (ducks) in NA form. It's not a bad engine at all. It's like a people mover version of the LS series.

A good joke, kinda like the new site, except the new site is still here. Maybe send some pink slips to the web developers with "this isn't a joke" writeen on them

This will teach me to refresh jalop and walk away from my desk at work.

Apparently my sarcasm voice doesn't carry well on the 'net.

Needs musical accompaniment.

My reactions in real time. Keep in mind, these are mostly sarcasm, and I do hope chevy finally gets something right.

I'd promote this if I could, so sick of these wildly inaccurate shock stories.

6th Gear - We already know this doesn't work.

Nibbles!

Libyan Chuck Norris fans?

How to fix infrastructure:

When this baby hits 7300 rpm you're gonna see some serious shit.

Not impressed, just dig a 1x2 tunnel with a diamond pick axe and line its length with TNT.

After watching this, I think Top Gear needs to do a "Used racing cart for less than the cost of a second hand Mondeo" challenge. I want to see the stig hot lap some carts.

$18K? Must have been transported in Karin Mackaliunas' vagina.

So the Car Dock app comes standard now? All that does is use a few stupidly large buttons and lock out other features until you leave the app.

If cops can drive them in the city, why can't I commute to work on one? My 97 wolverine gets far better mileage than my car.

how about: BARREL INFESTATION AHEAD?