so nice having a press secretary who can actually do the job.

Getting rid of cicadas?!

What the hell is wrong with you? To wage war on such a benign insect is just ridiculous. It’s once every 17 years FFS. Enjoy the wonder of what is a harmless emergence of an insect vital to the food chain!

Why would you want to get rid of them and keep them away from your home? They’re loud and make you feel like you’re in a 1950s science fiction film, but they’re not actually causing much— if any— harm. And they feed small animals and birds! Can’t we just let nature do it’s thing, FFS?

According to cats, they’re never in trouble.

Kittens are a little easier. Adult cats don’t usually get aggressive towards babies, and if you already have a hyperactive menace on your hands, a kitten’s boundless energy is a natural match.

Our two knuckleheads couldn’t be more loved even though they dislike one another intensely, even after 11 years. They tolerate each other but if one walks within striking distance of the other, it’s all over. Cat ball fight ensues until each takes their corner.

Mine are spoiled rotten - they have their own room with one of these: https://onefastcat.com/

fair_n_hite_451 thinks this is a very good take.

If there is a will there is a way

Sometimes you just aren’t getting along with yourself, though...

Thank you

It is very cold in space....

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