Pat Benetar isn’t picking up 14 year old girls at a McDonald’s like Michael Harriot’s personal hero R Kelly. 

You just wanted to push your hatred for AOC (Bronx Woman Bad!) NPCs like you need to eat a bullet. 

The whisperer baby was supposed to be a chicken at first, but then it would have been too obvious the writers have been up watching reruns of M*A*S*H

So very true! I apologize! 

Whores are going to whore. 

At least they’re not the vintage Saab guys who took the time to verbally shit all over me for bringing a 9000 to Carlisle, because its mostly Italian designed and not a 2 stroker 3 cylinder.

Unpopular opinion: The DNC fucking over Bernie Sanders is what put Trump in office. It’s literally partially Hillary’s fault.

Oh I don’t know, maybe a little pilot named Chelsey Sullenberger?

This isn’t a genuine “The Root” article until white people are blamed for this. 

Did The Root write an article blaming all white people for the actions of a few racist white people?

I cannot wait for the next season of Venture Brothers. It takes forever for new episodes (Meanwhile Rick & Morty fanbois reeee at a 2 year wait) but its so goddamn worth it. In the words of Hank Hill “You want it done quick or you want it done right?”

I cannot wait for the next season of Venture Brothers. It takes forever for new episodes (Meanwhile Rick & Morty fanbois reeee at a 2 year wait) but its so goddamn worth it. In the words of Hank Hill “You want it done quick or you want it done right?”

Next year: a new season of Drawn Together! 

Just recently at the 87/ Major Deegan at the 95/Cross Bronx interchange for the GWB some jackass in a CVT Nissan Rogue came up trying to jump the line. So I closed his passenger side folding mirror for being such an asshole.

These checkpoints are bullshit because if a fellow NYPD officer goes through them and found to be intoxicated or high, they let the offending officer “dry out” before giving any further sobriety testing. These checkpoints are ineffective revenue generators.

And if it was a white skinned person you would be joining with the ICE celebrating the deportation. If he’s innocent I hope they do the right thing but knowing the system (Guess what? The system fucks wypipo too!) his chances are slim. 

I can't wait for the Roots racist take on this and how all of Mack's violent actions are the fault of white people everywhere. 

Partisan losers like you should bleed out in a gutter somewhere

At least it isn’t biased racist bullshit like the headlines over at The Root with the exalted grand black cyclops Michael Harriot

But are you hip to the bathroom scene?