Yeah, but it’s estimated that only maybe 2% of people have the gene, so no one should get their hopes up here. I know for a fact that I generate stink because sometimes I can smell myself. It was a challenge for a long time. I used to use store antiperspirants, but I often found that they didn’t stop me sweating and…

Wow, those deductibles. I wish. Mine is around $7000 I think. 

Never, ever has this gif been more relevant:

Our deductible is $4,500, and because of chronic health issues with my wife we usually hit that by the end of March. So while a great idea it wouldn’t work for us.

I am not saying she’s not queer or that being in a straight relationship erases someone’s queer identify, but it doesn’t strike me as “redefining” anything for a generation when someone who has always been publicly in straight relationships has a conventionally straight marriage.

Um, I think it’s amazing that Miley Cyrus is able to look past Liam Hemsworth’s conventional ugliness and fall in love with his beautiful soul. On a spiritual, post-gender level.

The moment I heard about Corey Booker being his usual authentic fake self (yes), I knew immediately you’d have fun with it. And i’m not disappointed. And the opening story about your uncle James & Duchess & Rex is so appropriate to what followed.

“While they are free to give us zero grace and negative empathy...”

If this post was about polices, I would have addressed that. Speaking on this post referring to what was said by this candidate concerning a racial matter, this is my opinion. So I’m not sure why that astounds you. 

...so does Cory Booker not know that the fastest way to lose a Presidential election is by courting white votes at the expense of black ones? Did he just miss Bernie Sanders’ entire 2016 run?

I support this!

Friends: “Alright! Thanks for having us over for the game! We’re staying all night!”
Me: “Great! I made this awesome cauliflower dip!”
Friends: *leave*

And yet you managed to run headlong into the stove, anyway...

Well, as an Oregonian, ya gotta remember, technically black folk weren’t even allowed to live in the state longer than a year. I mean you could but a public flogging was involved.

I mean, Portland plays the progressive game pretty well but as a white dude, it often seems like it’s more just virtue signaling than…

Wow! That’s some serious white fragility on display there. I’m surprised it hasn’t devolved into froth-mouthed yelling of racial slurs.

They called and emailed with angry, often racist screeds.

And again I ask of the media... where’s the follow up?

Lewis defended himself by saying it was unfortunate that his comment about shooting black people “is being colored as a racial thing.”

“Hardesty simply read every officer’s account of Lewis’ racist joke.”

Jo Ann Hardesty is the best thing to happen to Portland! She’s been around forever, and I’m so glad she’s getting the recognition she deserves.