Your doing it wrong. Cream Corn in Sweet Cornbread is like cake you can eat with goddamn anything. Fight me.

Couple nits to pick.

And I like how upfront Michelle is about not wanting to be President. She knows being President is a shitty job. And honestly, we don’t deserve her as President. I wouldn’t wish the Presidency on her.

You probably wrote this with such conviction. Turpentine gum spirits & turpentine paint stripper...are the same thing.

And it’s fucking tasty ass poison.

This man will not shut up or dribble.

People aren’t illegal, actions are. Illegal is an adjective, not a noun, unless you’re racist.

What in the hell is going on with the narration in this video? Admittedly, I have never watched or heard these guys before, but holeeee shit it is bad. They are trying way to hard to be funny, and they are not.

Jalopnik can get pretty dog-whistley at times.

A mood to be honest

Let’s be honest - there’s more chance of FDR running in to save someone.

Anybody got some green paint?

Fast forward to a couple years ago. I went into the bookstore and they were selling a book of Police Shootings in St Paul Minneapolis. Story was in there and the Author was signing copies the next day. His story omitted the part about the guy breaking the window. I corrected him along with showing him all of the…

BUT HER EMAILS

Who knew that this kind of protectionist measures would have unwanted consequences ?

+1...wait...+5, no +10. +30. Now it’s +325!

Yes. German Madrazo. However here are some key differences:

I applaud programs like this because the public interest realm is critically underserved, and a student can learn far more under a legal apprenticeship than law school, especially law schools outside of the Tier 1 schools. Unfortunately, it is only limited to 4 states.

He’s not clueless, he’s just...in the cognitive wilderness.

There was a time when freaks like this had alternate lines of work, like showing up junior high schools, ripping phone books in half and deadlifting Isuzus while talking about the REAL power which was JESUS CHRIST.