Clearly it’s just very old cocaine. 

Please don’t. Please give us something new. I loved The Office. Let it be dead. It’s okay. All things must die, and most things should stay that way.

“[A]fter finally acheiving super stardom with Let’s Dance...”

Yeah, the optics are just terrible for the dude. Can’t say if he did it, but the rumors alone will make you pretty unemployable. At the very least he’s sketch af. At worst, if he showed up looking for my daughter he might end up at the bottom of some forgotten lake.

“Mishap”? lolol I daresay crashing/losing a $100M jet is a wee bit more than a mishap- a mishap is when the seat gives in your seven year old suit or you pour OJ on your cereal. This... is something more. Boondoggle and clusterfuck spring to mind.

Was coming here to say just this: they had a density akin to Cheerios and a far, far better texture and flavor- the current Boo Berry is just a pale shade (pun intended) of what it was in the 70's and 80's. This is true for many, many cereals (see also Trix, Apple Jacks, and Froot Loops) but I find the monster cereals…

This is the way. I binged all of Star Wars: Rebels in a fortnight, and when they release something else I want to watch all I’ll do is wait for all of the episodes to drop- and do it again. Easy peasy. However, I probably have at least 12 zombie subscriptions going that I don’t used- shit I probably paid for three…

Omfg, “transanity”?!?! Wtf is wrong with him and his ilk? I’m convinced that 90% of their bullshit is performative, and if pressed (or if the winds changed) their fervent anti-everythingism would dissipate like so many dandelions seeds in the wind- which is why this is so goddamned aggravating. All this just makes me…

I’ve subscribed to some version of HBO for almost as long as I’ve been an adult- but they seem super intent on my canceling it, because lately it seems that whenever I invest in a show they cancel it. Time after time they get me to care, and like Lucy pulling away the football it is all for naught. I think in the…

Ain’t that the truth!! lolol

I haven’t deleted my account, but I’ve deleted the app and have no plans on going back. If it is possible for an app to feel... “gross”, Twitter definitely is in the running. Was never the biggest fan but can’t say I miss it AT ALL.

If they charge him federally he’s going to be in a world of hurt. The state charges don’t sound so bad though, unless you weigh the cost of his defense versus the money he made from this- he’s gonna be totally upside down there. He is not very good at this particular type of criming. 

Man this makes me feel old. Netflix was a fucking revolution for me, after a decade of paying several hundred dollars a year in fines to Blockbuster et al. I used the shit out of it for years, and until this article suspected that I might be one of the only people left with an actual DVD plan (even though I forget…

Love love love Rosario Dawson... but as a black man I’m super hesitant to call “Ahsoka” black tv... cuz she’s a black woman playing an alien who is, by all appearances, orange, not human, and not of Earth. Immensely proud of her accomplishments and totally excited to watch the show, but man that’s a really loose assed…

I don’t understand the vitriol. I thought it was fun, and I don’t have any particular love for musicals outside of Disney movies. But then again I think SNW is quickly becoming my favorite Trek. Which is so weird.

Old assed gamer here. I’m the first person to hit up the internet when I’m stuck in a game or can’t find this or that armor. Hell, back in the day I was the first person to make a long distance call to the Nintendo Hotline to have them walk me through how to get past the first stage in Bayou Billy. But for the life of…

My dad wouldn’t let me near a lawnmower as a child but I had friends who were mowing the lawn at 10 and 11, for sure. 

I would imagine that it’s at least the low to mid nine figures to make this game- but I also imagine that an extremely significant amount of that money was invested a decade ago when they made the BotW, and that the existing bones of that game made making this one much “easier” and most likely development never rested…

So basically, in less than a month and a half, TOtK made Nintendo over a billion dollars. In a month and a half. And I don’t even think you can buy the DLC yet.

A lot of people say a lot of crazy shit on the internet, and I am willing to entertain the possibility that that person is just repeating something that someone else said in a reputable article that was monumentally stupid, not that he/she is monumentally stupid themselves. Also, not holding my breath on that source…