I hope you pretended like the head had never come off and she must have been delirious during labor and hallucinated the whole thing.
“We did pre-op and post-op comparative function tests and are extremely pleased to announce that after head transplantation, no functionality was lost and scores appeared to be 100% consistent between the two datasets. We will be looking further into the data to verify our results, but at this time we don’t believe…
Damn you for that teddy bear head analogy! When my wife was in pregnant with our oldest, she had chosen to use hers as he focus object during delivery. It sat calmly staring at our door for weeks waiting for its moment to shine. When she went into labor, I’m grabbing all the stuff we needed to take and she goes to…
Not gonna lie, the results are impressive and lifelike.
It is impossible because humans evolved to eat meat. We’re going to.
You are correct. Other than animal products, the only thing vegan food cannot contain is flavor.
This is a good comment.
Well, yes and no. When people said you’d never have a computer in your pocket in the 80s they had similar concerns. But then modern batteries and such happened.
You should be as excited as you were when gravitational waves were confirmed to exist. You life will change just as much as it did then.
Pro Tip : Instead of chocolate coins, use some from John Wick to get the job done.
It’s the worst best comment I’ve made today... I have this guilt/pleasure thing that I can’t fully understand
Where the hell do you even get foil covered chocolate Nobel Peace Prizes? They sure don’t have them on Amazon, and if they’re not on Amazon, THEY DON’T EXIST! (Just like the new particles in question.)
Frankly I think the term Kleptopredation is completely misleading.
I’d also accept everyone switching to Yiddish.
Whenever you sneeze I will reply with “Really, it’s come to this?”
I’m sorry you don’t agree with my political message about sneezing
Security researchers have uncovered numerous exploits in popular dating apps like Tinder, Bumble, and OK Cupid. Using exploits ranging from simple to complex, researchers at the Moscow-based Kaspersky Lab say they could access users’ location data, their real names and login info, their message history, and even see…
NOAA’s Climate Prediction Center has issued its forecast for the 2017-18 winter season and, for the second year in a row, La Niña is poised to be a major factor in how the season shapes up. In general, the forecasters are predicting a cooler, wetter north, and a warmer, drier south.
Basically, all I got out of it is that anyone who wears jewelry made out of the elements ejected in the aftermath of the reaction are essentially covering themselves in cosmic ejaculate. Science is fucking awesome.