You don’t have to be unfunny to get arrested for terroristic threats... but it helps!
The pitching coach walking slowly to the mound in the 7th inning of an already long game is an opportune time for someone who is already losing interest to just change the channel or go do something else. It’s pace of play they are addressing, not length of game.
Of course it’s overhyped - everything about pot is overhyped, from its danger to its medicinal properties to hemp as a super fiber. We all need to calm the fuck down.
Gotta unload those Trump Steaks somehow.
I think you mean Adam Rippon’s Adam Rippon’s Pro Skater.
Yeah but clearly one glass of lemon water a day is going to realign my body’s ph with the stars so I can boost my metabolism, stave off all disease you would otherwise need to inject evil chemicals called vaccines, while also giving me the gift of being unbearable to talk to because I constantly spout nonsense.
“Hate simply has no place in the Twitch community.”- So has twitch used twitch yet?
Mrs. Assassin, my wife, multiracial, all the way from the small island of Malamawi. Lots of Filipino blood. I love it.
In a better society, nobody would care about UFC.
I mean sure, they’re no Popeyes, but I don’t see KFC going away any time soon.
This one weird trick will make your cooking have the perfect amount of salt: Use unsalted butter. Add salt as desired.
My wife and I were married in October 2005. Not having a lot of money, we weren’t able to do an extravagant honeymoon. We wanted to go to the Southeast, but if you remember 2005 you’ll remember the entire region was ravaged by hurricanes. We thought about going to the Northeast, but there was an unseasonable…
You Minnesotans and your damn passive aggressiveness. Just tell us how you really feel.
I guess you don’t like defense, huh?
Minnesota resident here: Fun fact- Little Canada is actually the name of a St Paul suburb. Short answer to your question: no, there are no positives to living here; most folks move after a few months or kill themselves.
But on the other hand, soups and stews.
Conspiracy: Martinez Averted (by) Greenwood’s Anti-vote. MAGA.
Let’s be careful with that whole “the drunk you is the real you” thing. While I will fully admit if a person tends to be the same way every time they get drunk, it’s probably a pretty good indicator. I don’t think that you can judge a person as their “true self” because of how they acted once while getting drunk at an…