Shouldnt the picture of the Iphone have a cracked screen?

Im guessing the people on the other end of this rod won't be drunk and in a lawn chair?

we need brian boitano out there to lay some pipe asap

He said go back to Africa, Niger. Just giving him some direction on where to go once in Africa. Seems reasonable

He said go back to Africa, Niger. Just giving him some direction on where to go once in Africa. Seems reasonable

Just make sure you buy your insurance from Ned the head Ryerson

My favorite DIY repair for my iphone: getting a samsung galaxy

Redskins (if its ok with the NFL, it must be ok with them)

Tom Ley - "Rocket Frog"

Badmitton?

Other, ya know, things.

Your ballsacks get turned into ballparks too? Im glad I am not the only person who uses ballsack in everyday conversations

The only thing rx lenses will do is help you see the wall better before you run into it

An old nut house psychiatric facility now converted into a mass grave site with close to 1 million bodies? Sounds like a place I would love to spend my evenings

Miss Cleo is definitely up there in the wonderful psychic scams of all time. She has scammed so many old ladies and cat people

Oden's would've punched back and done much more damage

NC just purposed that only one drug be used and injected several times until the inmate is pronounced dead. In 2007, 4 death row inmates said that using the 3 drug cocktail was "cruel and unusual punishment". I guess using one drug to kill someone is the more humane way? Or maybe feels better? I would ask, but…

What was the worst name Richie Incognito called you?

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