Seems a bit intense. If some coworker asked me this as I was toasting a bagel, I’d pull one of these:
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I once got real baked on a Tuesday afternoon before going to see Benjamin Button (3 hour movie ya know). Smoked a J in my car and sprayed up with cologne, chewed gum, used eyedrops. When I bought my ticket, the 65 year old lady behind the counter looks at me and says “did you just smoke a joint in your car?” I must…
But did he throws his jersey THE RIGHT WAY?
“Dipping in baseball reminds us of a simpler time: when men didn’t admire home runs and certain types of players weren’t allowed on the field”
When will the first Bob Nightengale piece come out about Bryce Harper being a bad role model for chewing?
The back of that sign reads: “I only shit on cars owned by black people”
"These guys are totally gay. Let me remove this long, brown, phallic item from my mouth to further make that point"
Did anyone raise the point of a common thread among the harassers she chose to highlight? Is that creative editing on her part? Seems....odd to say the least
Has Magary entered the Tyson Zone?
Zduriencik then offered the ice cream sandwich a 10 year deal, and pulled the offer 10 minutes later. The sandwich's agent Scott RocketPop stormed out in a fury, indicating a mystery team had shown interest.
Andy Serkis is already in talks to play the forehead on a greenscreen. Critics will praise how much emotion he brings to a forehead
Is Pearl Jam just slightly too old? The PJ reverence is through the roof
When Bruce dies will there be a an American bandana candlelight vigil outside of an abandoned factory in Paramus. Pete Abe will wear the ceremonial denim vest. It will be the one time sportswriters don't tweet about flight delays. "The boss wouldn't want that.."
"Has Lebron entered the cat funeral zone?"
Nicely done
Yea I know one typo distorted my entire message into total incoherence. You must be a blast at parties
Will someone get Simmons esque and use the "but where does it rank on the kitten funeral scale"?
Yea or it's just one really messed up person, a teenager at that, who did an awful thing. Way to take it too far, I think I have a Knockout Game story for you to read...
A lot of times sports fans throw that around not to raise awareness, but just because the player is playing their team. How many times have Ravens fans yelled "Rapelisberger" at Ben just because they hate him for sports related reasons and see it as an easy taunt? What your describing makes sense, using the tweets as…
The fact that youre debating this so heavily, in a Magary post no less, pretty much merits inclusion of the category