Nagy was more pissed that when Long threw the helmet, it bounced off both uprights. 

train your pancreas, youll be fine :)

Dibs on your liver.

That’s some pretty damning stuff.  It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law.  Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being…

He only got hired because Epstein thought “UFC” stood for something else. 

“And therefore never send to know for whom the taco bell tolls. It tolls for thee.”

“Told him he was bad at it” - Mrs. Hutchings.

He’s got some new stories in the pipeline for us too, coming this fall. Stay tuned!

Man, I’ve been wondering where Obuchowski went

“Unique circumstances”

No, that’s a bitch move.  

Yeah, wishing that Trump has a heart attack or a stroke doesn’t exactly warrant a secret service visit but if they are stopping by, can you bring a pizza with you ?

Not a chance. The man has neither spine nor brain. It’s KFC gravy.

I can’t remember who coined it but it was definitely a writer who referred to him as a “spray tanned hernia” That’s still a keeper although I hope to one day soon get to refer to Trump as “our big dead president”

Based on what he says, if any of that sweat is on his back he is gonna get deported.

you, a non-disruptor: well, you can’t make chicken salad out of chicken shit

Fuck the police

Why? In Europe he got arrested. Here, he’d get a Cabinet Post

I catch your drift, but the fact that Trump doesn’t live in England is actually a very, very bad thing.

Good thing this didn’t happen to Nissan. They’d have to recall 100% of the Titans they sold this year.