He’s robbing the cradle but she’s robbing the grave.

It’s not a grandfather fetish, it’s a short-game inheritance fetish.

But this is how Jewel sings, no?

You can’t improve a song that shitty no matter what you do with it. It’s not worth it. Just sing it the normal boring way and don’t be slow and meandering because people want to see the damn cars turn left.

uhhh....not these phrases....

Whaaaaaaa?
How would you not know it’s poppers the moment you cracked open the top? Like is this seriously an issue? Where does this happen?

To anyone curious about them, I recommend the Jungle Juice brand. Rush gives me a headache. 

“I think we can focus on more deadly things”

Why?

Frankly, for the longest time I thought Zuckerberg was the worst.

thank god! fuck these QR code menus! 

To those of you too brain dead to read an entire article

Candace, just take the L and move on.

There are 13 circuit courts of appeals, and 9 supremes over them. Getting one Supreme per circuit makes sense.

(Only because I fear D.T. has a good chance of actually over turning democracy). I absolutely hate it’s gotten this bad.

Asshole to promote asshole to assholes. 

Ron DeSantis cool as in Abu Ghraib naked human pyramid cool or Guantanamo feeding tube cool?

It’ll give you triple autism and let your phone connect to 5G.

I can’t wait to hear how this shot is the Mark of the Beast and formulated from a proprietary blend of aborted fetuses, microchips, and George Soros’s ball sweat.

Look-up Dr. John Sarno, Dr. David Schechter and Alan Gordon. All have written great books on chronic pain. (The later has a great podcast as well “Tell me about your pain”.) In short, many folks with chronic pain have no serious physical malady - but it hurts just as bad as if they did. Pain can be triggered by ones’…

Aaaaaand right on cue the ignorance/stupidity that are (not all but most of) the grays: