I was really excited to say how cool AFL seems until I read this comment.

Lukewarm take.

Now that’s a wicked googly.

The NBA now is gonna have to rig the lottery so the Sixers don’t win.

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

My favorite thing about 2016 so far: both Tiger and Kobe realizing their careers are over and now trying to be jovial, good-natured dudes after being miserable pricks throughout their entire professional careers.

Being able to hire and fire your own auditors at will has always been a great idea.

I’m sure we’ll be able to figure that out over the coming months when we see which country gets the most screwed by FIFA.

Who will investigate the investigators who investigated the investigators?

Remains to be seen if the Cardinals break the Warriors record.

FIFA vs. IOC naked mud wrestling match: The mud would get up and walk out of the ring.

“Why did the Cardinals lose? Because Michael. Waka Waka Waka!”

damn it. nowhere in the email did it say anything about needing a wire transfer for a flight from Utah to Miami

That’s a solid Around The Horn take right there. If I was Tony Reali I’d have given you 5-7 pts that round

I’m gonna miss these fools

Made for penis-shaped jogging routes

Looks like the reader sent you more than a tip.

“Urine a lot of trouble.”