We had two dogs.. not feral but rescue so kinda counts??

Sarah Jessica Parker does the same when she walks her kids to school.

Needs more stars.

I had a one year remembrance party for Fyre Fest this year. It was glorious. We had a FEMA tent, a dude dressed as billy, IG influencers, and cheese sandwiches.  

If your knees hurt when you run you need different shoes. I’d recommend getting fitted at a proper running store.. if you can’t afford to buy what they recommend you can try to find discounted older versions of that exact shoe online.

Chiming in... I am a pretty competitive runner and not overweight by any standards and I have sciatica. Weight is not the problem and screw your doc for shaming you. I am so, so sorry. Sciatica freaking sucks and I hope you are getting better treatment now. <3

This is the first time he has ever been an ounce of attractive to me. He is still bland, a virgin (sorry that’s not a bonus for me), but he definitely showed some charisma and charm here. Could just be Ellen though bouncing off him though. 

I knew she was a vet but no clue she was a Republican. I am sad now!

That.... that.... that’s not Amy Adams?

I love to give random compliments.. the trick is the delivery and moving away quick so they now it was just a passing statement not a come on. A quick, “Great outfit!” “I just wanted to tell you I love your shoes!” smile and move on. It also helps I am a woman... but they are always met with appreciation. Everyone…

PLUTO IS A PLANET.

Uh, that is exactly what happened. And my underwater beach house took a hit as well. 

This is what I was sitting here thinking “where’s Mercury!?!” MVEMSNUP LIVES!

Fuck, then I am an outright drunk if you’re not allowed to have a drink at awards shows or events. Geeez.

I have a friend who named her kid Ellie. Like, how is she going to be taken seriously when she is trying to establish her career in her 20s and 30s? It is one thing for a nickname but name her Elle and call her Ellie....

She really should have stopped about 2 or 3 faces and bodies ago. Her proportions and face are scary plasticy now.

Gotcha. My mistake then. :) I withdraw my original reply. 

We’re 4.5 years strong together. He is my little warrior and I can’t imagine life without him. He inspires me every day to be happy despite all the crud because he is just the happiest little guy. I love him so much.

Also, just a crappy fact for you to help raise awareness but on average there is about 70,000 dongs, usually beagles, tested on in the US at a give time. You can find more info here:

Sorry to make you cry! I just hope that we can spread awareness for how horrible vivisection is on animals and that we should stop doing it.