But a little bit of dutch oven is OK as long as all the POWs survive!

Have you taught her to give you the ‘dutch oven’ yet?

Only twice a day...if you’re not dropping log morning, noon and night then you need to get your system checked out. In a hurry1

Fart very loudly in a restaurant so everybody hears you and then stand up and equally as loudly say “and my compliments to the chef!”

So what you’re saying is she’s a ‘double threat’....she’d be fucking great at a party!

The secret solution...take a big fucking shit before you start the class.

What is a “sh**ts”....if you’re going to post on here at least use the entire word. Ho sense being delicate.

who wants to go to the extra trouble of pushing it all the way up out of your mouth...and then taste shit....when you can simply blow one and leave?

So, do you ever ‘dutch oven’ each other as foreplay?

I saw a church group a year ago that I would love to fuck! About 12 twenty to twenty-five year old babes in town for some kind of singing festival. I would loved to have greased their throats to help them prepare.

Depends what city you’re in and what time of night it is. Ever been in a Philly joint around midnight? You’d think you were locked in the proverbial old two-holer!

I’m thinking its more of an asshole move.

No, but I remember a sign in the crapper of a restaurant when I was 14-15 years old. It said “please flush twice its a long way to the kitchen!”

Ok...you explain it!

I guess the only thing that would have finished that off was if she loudly said (so everybody who heard the fart could hear) “my compliments to the chef”!”

“How did that happen?” Did you ever stop to think that the answer is quite simple? The Republican members of Congress in question are nothing more than a bunch of fucking stupid assholes. There, question answered!

Never had your bean flicked properly is my guess!

I’ve seen some pretty gross things in a Subway restaurant...like actual fucking in the line-up....so it would be an easy mistake to make.

So, as a poor college student you’re saying that rags stuffed up there will have to do until you graduate?

Think about it...what’s the reason for menstruation?