As long as executives can point fingers while floating away on golden parachutes, there’s never going to be any change.

I don’t call Coldplay at all. Don’t ever want to talk to those guys.

Hipster doofuses LOVE irony.

I have my keys on this keychain:

They spent $120 million on this.

TV’s on the back of headrest in vehicles is ridiculous as well. Give them a book!

I don’t think most people realize what an issue this has been/is. Companies have done a great job of normalizing the ‘smart devices for kids’ trend, and now it’s viewed as a equal parts necessity and educational tool. Kids are distracted at school, zombies at home, and very often not monitored on a 24/7 portable…

Please tell me more about how you are a superior parent and how the rest of us should change to conform to your style and values.

No Country For Old Dots.

Should’ve been, “The Kessel Run”

It’s Solo: A Star Wars Story.

I’m just burning doin’ the neutron dance

I found it curiously uninformative (granted, I’ve probably played 100 hours of The Pinball Arcade), and he was pretty bad at everything he was trying to “teach.”

No, it’s not okay....its wrong and it reminds me of that nightmarish episode of the Walking Dead

Everyone who watched the returns on election night.

“and it’s only divisible by one and itself”

PorgNuggets?

Trypophobia trigger in 3...2....1....