The scene: Backstage at a somewhat sexy musical comedy. Women sitting at lighted mirrors, finishing their hair and makeup. The conversation turns to blow jobs. Lots of laughter and innuendo. Then the oldest of the women notices that the youngest among them has been silent.

Obviously Annalise is the new Dark Arts professor so sleeping with her could have some devastating consequences for generations to come. Plus, he’s never gotten over Ginny Weasley.

Quartz notes that violence against women in Sierra Leone is “commonplace,” and rape rarely results in conviction.

I hope he’s also lying about running for President.

And yet these same folks likely have no problem with compelling actual doctors speech with “informed consent” laws. Oh, the irony.

Republican Presidential Candidate and Pile Of Fermented Jockstraps Donald Trump: “He’s not a hero. I like the ones who DIDN’T tightrope.”

I don’t care much for cycling tbh

what? i want to put it all on my body at the same time. all of it. forever. it’s amazing. wearing one of those beautiful pieces with a sensible black pencil skirt would kill the whole thing!

MORE SHOES FOR ME, THEN.

Every single pair of shoes. Window pane coat

The problem is that the definition you just posted there isn’t what she meant. Humanism has zero to do with equal gender rights. Feminism promotes the nice easy balance she spoke of. She meant feminism, but she was afraid to say it.

It’s him fapping to a Teletubbies video while wearing his wife’s Ann Taylor cashmere twin set and UGG boots. I’m sure of it.

It’s always a good sign when a couple starts off their marriage with an act of complete and total self-centered assholery.

We could make it up. I say it involves a llama and a case of Cool Whip.

you don’t get to make decisions like this for a dead person

My mom frequently bought me boys costumes. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle one was the best by far. So, you *can*, but the issue is that little girls shouldn’t be getting the message that those things are for boys. They’re for everyone.

I’m totally behind this woman, and I think it’s awesome that this is getting attention, but I always wish these arguments would go even further. Yes, girls should be allowed and encouraged to dress up as train conductors and firefighters and so on. BUT ALSO, boys should be encouraged to dress up as Elsa from enchanted…

Re: dinner guest. Nope.

Any edible that’s overly strong would just make someone completely zonk out in their personal hell of Maureen Dowd-style “Did I die and nobody told me?

My apologies in advance for the long backstory, but it is necessary to fully understand the horrible-ness of the situation. I live in a tiny apartment in New York with my wife and son, which, ever since our son has gotten the ability to walk and talk and whatnot already made sex a fairly covert affair (the window of…