Close... unfortunately, very close.

Once my uncle stands in defense of the video at Thanksgiving, then its racist.

This approach can also be applied to making plunge cuts with a reciprocating saw.

My friends mom had a Dorrito that she claimed had the image of Elvis on it. She kept it in the freezer and took it out to show people, occasionally whispering “Can’t you hear him singing?”.

I wonder if I can get the Pope’s take on that...

I cheered for the Saints a couple of times. I helped too!!

I say give the visitors what they want.

Never said there was such a period. You were the one suggesting that we should accept the way things are or get out.

You know, I was originally just going to let the other posters here have their fun and sit back and watch. But the more I thought about it, fuck that, and fuck you.

Please, please show me how the US Government is functioning as it is intended. Please show me how ANY branch of our Government is not fundamentally flawed…

Also sealed up down there: our last hopes of a decent working Government.

It’s the Blue ones you need to be wary of though.

Forcegasm.

I’m sorry, did you say buttered bacon?
brb. making sandwich.

Cara, pull this off and you can pack your bags, time to negotiate in Israel.

But Primates use tools.

Well, once upon a time, there was this concept of a FULL SIZE SPARE FUCKING TIRE.

9/10 would bang.

I am going to second this. Mostly because I was given a lot of my grandfathers tools after he passed. He was a die hard Craftsman person back when he was buying, and the quality of those tools versus what you get in the store now is amazing.
I bought a new circular saw from Sears as I was wanting one with a better…