I recall a short story a friend once wrote in which a Republican Rally was held in a small Iowa town. During the event, methane was slowly released into the tent. No one noticed until the finale, when Lee Greenwood’s Proud to be an American played and fireworks were launched from stage.

I keep telling people, it’s not the Earth that needs saving.

That’s very fair. I hand’t thought of that possibility.

I appreciate that, and typically, if I would be seated next to a woman - wherever it may be - I will smile and nod and go about my business. Most often I just read or listen to music or what have you.

I don’t care what response I got. It was a general question and I am pretty satisfied with the answers here.

Actually, its not, but nice of you to think that it was all about me.

OK - so, to be upfront, I am a 43 year old white male, married, and have a 2 year old.

May have been out there before, but if you are searching for LEDs and want to avoid WalMart like I do, Home Depot has a two pack of Phillips for $5 on a seasonal promo.

May have been out there before, but if you are searching for LEDs and want to avoid WalMart like I do, Home Depot…

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He thought you said whiz.

Does explain this though.

Research Study Finds Ants to be 1000x More Functional Than US Government.

Came here to post an “I’m suing X” joke.

Hold on a tick...

C’mon now. Be real.

Envy that they didn’t start it, mayhaps.