The song was OK but Ethridge sounded like a nut blaming Jolie because Brad hadn’t spoken to her in 10 years.

Republicans will finally get to know what it feels like to be forced to carry something to term that you never wanted. I hope the entire party implodes!

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

Put a group of men together and they will not talk about women at all, they will just talk about their own stuff.

I think everyone kind of wishes, deep down, that Obama was their dad.

Stolen from Facebook: “I think he sniffs every time he lies. To keep his nose from growing.”

Forbes changed her estimated net worth from $4.5 billion to “nothing.”

I dunno. Portman’s face is so tiny. It’s just so not Jackie, with her pleasant broad face, wide set eyes, tall frame and size 10 feet. I’m sure she will do a fine job and all that but her features are more delicate than Jackie’s so it’s a little odd. Jackie had gravitas.

FUN FACT: The West Wing used the Gilmore Girls set to film the New Hampshire scene in In The Shadow of Two Gunmen (Season 2, Episode 1).

I don’t care if this movie turns out to be two hours of these women quietly reading newspapers, I will be there on opening night.

Was that the one where the groom’s limo was late and he got on the phone and walked down the middle of the street and started yelling about how he was gonna cut the driver’s throat for making him late?

The Han Solo solo film is going to kill a lot of their momentum. I’ll take everything else, but the Solo movie is going to be a dud.

Evangelicals voted for Trump in the primaries, too, before they had any idea who his VP pick would be.

Shit like this is so intellectually impotent I’m actually convinced it’s led me to like Hillary more than I would have otherwise. This is the kind of nonsense that makes disliking her seem irrational. Good work.

The false equivalency of calling Hillary as bad as Trump drives me nuts.

To be fair’ish I’d cancel on Handler every time, coz she’s usually a scumbag. But Coulter had to know that this would be an especially bad look, given that she’s an even grosser scumbag.