harsh. all around.

Scandal: No one can ever top these ridiculous plot lines!

I got married on April 1. Like most pranks it seemed like a good idea at the time. It wasn’t.

I know I am mean, but I wish you had. Nobody should ever mess with a woman giving birth.

Omg forgive me for laughing but I did. That imagery was spectacular.

Easy. Go into the P bathroom. If they question you just say you thought it stood for “pussy.” Tell your men friends to use V and when they ask them, they should say they thought it stood for “vas deferens.”

I got a sneak peak at the investigation form the Arkansas GOP recommends doctors use to comply with this law:

Thank the Lord for this! Now, can someone in Arkansas finally introduce a law that forces doctors to investigate a man’s entire sexual history and determine his motives for wanting to maintain an erection for up to (but hopefully not longer than, eek!) four hours before he is permitted to get a Viagra prescription?…

Also if their physical appearance pleases them. Dudes like this claim they can’t listen to some of us because they’re distracted by the fact that we look too fuckable, and then turn right around and claim that they can’t listen to the rest of us because they’re distracted by the fact that we don’t look fuckable…

I don’t think O’Reilly will go down in history at all, he’ll disappear like the fart cloud he is.

Is there a reason they only interviewed people in their 70s and 80s?

I would think someone with perfect genes.....hmmm, how do I say this tactfully?.....wouldn’t be so goddamn ugly.

Let us all rejoice, but do not forget this bill failed, in large part, because IT WASN’T CRUEL ENOUGH to suit the needs of the far-right Freedumb Caucus nutjobs.

Can someone slip an amendment in there saying that whatever the republicans pass here has to become their own personal insurance plan as well?

I kind of imagine a science fiction where a time-travelling future Emma Thompson arrives back in 1998, and explains what happens. And Emma Thompson in her British way stiffens her upper lip, marches to the dinner date, and then devotes the next 20 years keeping Donald leashed and locked up in a wardrobe to save…

Everything you said. Just the other morning I was listening to the news playing ‘today’s’ tweets and thought exactly that, he talks like someone in primary school. But with more sneer.

I bounced over to Breitbart 3 or 4 months ago and was struck by the reading level that it’s written at.

No effing wonder.

Dear Tomi:

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

If yer daddy was a member of a Nazi-affiliated group and yer affiliated with an antisemitic political party and ya wear that Nazi group’s medal on television and sign yer name in tribute to a Nazi group and that Nazi group sez yer a member and when yer asked whether yer a member of a Nazi group ya just say “No…