Every large law firm ever asks this question during interviews. Despite how illegal it is. As a single mom, I didn’t even bother trying to get a job at a law firm. It wasn’t even worth taking the time to do interviews.

It should be pointed out, if it isn’t obvious, that it’s in fact illegal to ask women those types of questions in a job interview. So he’s not only an asshole, he lets his assholeness cloud reasonable judgement of the law.

Use the company for maternity benefits? He does realize that there are next to ZERO companies offering maternity benefits in this country right? Beside the right not to be fired for having to birth a human, and the government approved time off that I’m allowed, you know what I get from my company - ZIP. ZILCH. NADA.

Obama will always be referred to as “President,” by well-deserved custom.

I like how Obama is still “President Barak Obama” and Trump gets “the Trump administration”... I’m fairly confident I can go a whole four years without calling him the P-word. He should just be thankful we’re still capitalizing his name.

Why do I still want fries?

Yes. You have to be a citizen to eat in a restaurant. Next time you travel to the US, make sure your papers are in order, as all dipshit waiters are ICE deputies.

Jesus H Christ. You’re a fucking waiter asshole. It’s not your job to play amateur ICE agent. Just take the orders and serve the food, but I have the feeling you can’t even do that without fucking it up.

Seriously. I was thinking “what?! Do you NOT want money?!”

The hell? What if they weren’t? I’m Canadian and have vacationed in Cali several times, and have *gasp* eaten in restaurants. As a non-local citizen.

WTF!!!! Paying customers are paying customers. Welcome to hell hole america.

Is she on Lasix? That’s usually the first stop for a fluid pill. And you need a new doctor because They can always find out what’s going on.

Ohhhhh god, total slasher here! Like you, I have those moments of nostalgia for fandom, and yeah, I totally miss the squee, but so much of it got so ugly, with people really throwing down over minor things that now I mostly just read through AO3 and stay as far away from teh drahhhhhmaaaa as I can.

Do you understand the kind of brainwashing that woman has been subject to for her entire life? People in Quiverfull circles actually think that divorce is worse than murder. She’s under incredible pressure from both sides of the family to “forgive” him. And since she’s probably been homeschooled her entire life until…

He’s such a petulant little foot stomping bully. I still can’t believe he’s where he is today either.

The only thing surprising about this story is that he did anything at all for the non-Ivanka daughter.

He said ‘well, wake them up’ and I was like ‘no’ and then he wouldn’t let us use the underground garage. Obviously in New York we can’t really go outside. New York is ruthless for us...So he was like, ‘OK, then I don’t want you in my hotel.’ So we had to leave.

Oh, the old “my bad behavior is actually your fault and really, you should apologize to ME” gambit. Instant classic!

My personal favorite from my dating history (and for the record, I never cheated nor ever gave anyone any reason to think I was going to cheat.)

Not gonna lie, this was funny and all, but pretty much just gave me PTSD flashbacks from an abusive and gaslighting ex.