“Your job’s a joke, you’re broke”

🎶 Your agent called to say

Yet another pastime ruined by instant replays.

“I was at a casino, standing by the door, and the security guy came over and said, ‘You’re gonna have to move. You’re blocking the fire exit.’ As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.” - Mitch Hedberg

He’ll be right up there with Clebold and Harris as one of the greatest shooters in Columbine history.

Ahhh screw the whole thing!

I’ll make my own Sunday guest editing, with blackjack and hookers.

Dak feels like he could take on the entire Empire himself!

Not so fast. Lessons first

“...reconsider your opinion of them.”

Are you kidding me?! A fresh crop of St. Louisians who will create Kinja accounts just to share with us their rage-induced streams of consiousness?!

“I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographer’s fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he’s fuzzy, get out of here!” - Mitch Hedberg

People’s negativity about this game is just ridiculously out of hand. I just got berated by a guy in a different thread for simply stating that planets can have some slight changes in terrain from area to area (like, one area is kind of hilly and then another area over the next few hills has some sheer cliffs and a…

I hear we picked up Ashley Feinberg in the contraction draft. Good five tool writer, a bit of a GLORY GIRL though.

I hope Deadspin can pick up the Trump slack with Gawker gone. I need snarky news!

God...A real photo finish.

Jesus. Ragnar must be spinning in his grave.

“Fuck that swim on dirt slide!” - Hamilton Nolan

More like Chad ‘Not Even’ Le Clos.